Total Medals Earned: 1,184 (From 200 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,065 Points
Medals Earned: 8/14 (55/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (200/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/16 (40/420 points)
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 50 blues.
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Achieve 2500 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Collect 2500 coins.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 6/24 (50/420 points)
Read the Library scrolls
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Defeat the Red Wasps
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 5/11 (90/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...