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Welp. I suck at these kind of games. Still looks good.

Back when this game was submitted in 2013, I could not play it. For I had a basic laptop at the time. As Uncle0Bob described. Not all computers can handle all games.

But now, As I type this in October 2020 with a 2019 gaming laptop. This game is really fun!
Everything that was good about the first game has been upgraded a more intense game play. Having to both weave around an obstacle course of damaged vehicles and gun down any zombie that gets on my hood. Making the moments when you reload all the more precious. And every time you fail, You get just a little bit closer to upgrading your vehicle to do better the next try. (Classic grind-to-win Flash game.)

I do not know if there will ever be a "Road of the Dead 3" game? But I hope that it will raise the bar like this game did.

HAHAA!!
This is classic Newgrounds right here. Nonsensical, Offensive, Fecal matter, Bright colors, Nazis, fancy tunes music, And a banana peal. And it all starts with a titty.
Very impressive work with the editing and tones of minor details.

This game is basically the 2-D version of Minecraft. Roaming around an open and randomly generated world. Using your laser to transmute everything into building materials for better tools and equipment. The only two limits you face are how good your suit can handle the ocean depths and the outer left and right edges of this block world. All while there is a timer going up when you leave the crafting menu.
Unfortunately this game don't work for the Newgrounds Player (For now as I type this review.) But you can play it at Armorgames.com

The one thing i would like to see added onto this game, are Newgrounds rewards for how long it takes to fix the space ship's engine. Such as under 30 minutes for most players. and under 10 minutes for the master players.

Though one or two buttons don't work in the Newgrounds Player, This is still a classic. This Newgrounds entry is a time capsule of a great cartoon. One that is from the bygone era known as the 90's. Nice sound preservation work.

I do not like racism, Just the jokes about racism itself.
So when I typed up "Racist flash games" in Google search, I came across this game back on Newgrounds. The high pitched voice makes the rabbit sound silly as a Yokal. The death punishments are a good way to show this is not a totally racist game. Just showing Racism is wrong. My favorite is the Green button.
I give this four out of five stars because you could have gone the extra mile by adding more racist characters. Mexicans, Asians, Uh...Eskemo's? Really experiment what else is racist about America. Still appreciate the work put into this Animated flash game.

This game is a true quick play pleasure to play!
The two most important aspect of this game, are the girlfriends and art style.

The female characters themselves are fun to watch out for. Five visually attractive ladies who indulges the players tastes for Zombies girls, Mummy girls, Vampire girls, Werewolf girls, and Devil girls. Have fun picking which one is your favorite! Each girl has a familiar companion that helps them with hurting Chet. Who cheated on them. Each girl adds a new totally ads a new challenge for the payer.

The art style itself makes this game pleasurably for the eyes. Very cartoony with the backgrounds, characters, texts, And most importantly the animated game play. It reminds me of the Nickolodian cartoons from the 1990's. Some cartoons just look more visually appeasing than others. And thus you watch them more.

Besides characters and art style, The game play and replay value is just like any other game with the same rules. You keep playing until you lose, You use the earnings from previous plays to purchase upgrades, And continue replaying until you beat the game. Not much else to say about that.

But for me? I give this game 5 out of 5 stars just for the Monster Ex-girlfriends themselves! They hold the repay value to this game.

Can somebody tell me where can I get the soundtrack to this game? I want it on my Ipod yesterday!

I give this game four out of five stars for being so fascinating to tinker for years to come. It lacks a perfect 5 stars because this mostly an art program at it's core. Not a bad thing. But once you start to get to working on Whatever image you really want to carve, This game will start to feel more like work than fun. But everything else about it, GOLD.

This game is diffidently worth a for star ranking. But no more.
Anybody can use a smartphone camera or screen shot program to take a quick photo of the map. Pause the game. Study the photo for the best route. Pause game. And chose the correct path. The farthest I've gone is about 20 rounds. I could go farther, But don't want to.

Still a cool game!

jeremy7986 responds:

Thanks for your review! I know it can use some cheating for this game, but I don't want to interfere too much, so let it be. :D

This has got to be the most Tedious game on Newgrounds.

It's still a fun game to play. You can either look at it and make your dungeon grow faster, Or you can mute the sound and just let the money and research points grow up while you do something else on your computer. BUT! When it comes to acquiring the specific Newgrounds achievement medals, Then this game can feel like it is taking for ever to complete!

Not since the Flash movie "African Dudes" have I seen such Tedious Newgrounds medals to get.

I am a novice animator who wants to work for a Professional animation company in the future. Through out my life, I have created many forms of Multi-media works of art. Traditional pencils, Digital images, and 2D/3D animations.

Joseph Calabrese @JoeSketchConcepts-NG

Age 34, Male

Hobby animator

orange coast college

California

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